Rear Hanging On Table, what do you do? |
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 Jan 30 2006, 09:08 AM
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f face  Group: Members Posts: 5,423 Joined: 10-November 05 Member No.: 1,994  |
This happened to me Sat. night. Wasn't sure what to do.
-------------------- My dog doesn't lick his own butt. He doesn't eat poop or step in it. I'll concede that he does smell other dogs' butts and he does lick "himself." I'd prefer it if he doesn't lick me right after that, so I employ a few minutes of buffer time between licking other things and me and I try to get him to drink some water too. - VLG
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Jan 30 2006, 09:15 AM
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 the naughty professor Group: Members Posts: 9,785 Joined: 26-July 03 From: cornfieldland Member No.: 160 |
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Jan 30 2006, 09:42 AM
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 Phat Girlz Group: Members Posts: 5,390 Joined: 5-July 05 Member No.: 1,637 |
QUOTE (Psychodad @ Jan 30 2006, 09:08 AM)  This happened to me Sat. night. Wasn't sure what to do. Wadya do in the end? -------------------- "Underworld Plaza...Lingerie Shop...I love the names of these chassidish underwear stores. Why can't they just call it Fancy Panties?!" ~Bitter
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Jan 30 2006, 09:47 AM
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f face Group: Members Posts: 5,423 Joined: 10-November 05 Member No.: 1,994 |
QUOTE (Henrietta @ Jan 30 2006, 09:42 AM) Wadya do in the end? Well on Sat night, the rear was only there for a couple seconds but I was really ticked. There have been other times I've had to shove the table in to them or "accidentally" spill my cup of water. -------------------- My dog doesn't lick his own butt. He doesn't eat poop or step in it. I'll concede that he does smell other dogs' butts and he does lick "himself." I'd prefer it if he doesn't lick me right after that, so I employ a few minutes of buffer time between licking other things and me and I try to get him to drink some water too. - VLG
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Jan 30 2006, 09:47 AM
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 Every day is a gift Group: Members Posts: 5,503 Joined: 15-May 04 From: Within Member No.: 511 |
I like the cellphone trick...
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Jan 30 2006, 09:50 AM
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 New and Improved  Group: Members Posts: 1,727 Joined: 18-September 04 Member No.: 686 |
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Jan 30 2006, 09:56 AM
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f face Group: Members Posts: 5,423 Joined: 10-November 05 Member No.: 1,994 |
QUOTE (Torn @ Jan 30 2006, 09:47 AM) I like the cellphone trick... Even if the 3 people behind you in line were all calling in on their cell phone? -------------------- My dog doesn't lick his own butt. He doesn't eat poop or step in it. I'll concede that he does smell other dogs' butts and he does lick "himself." I'd prefer it if he doesn't lick me right after that, so I employ a few minutes of buffer time between licking other things and me and I try to get him to drink some water too. - VLG
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Jan 30 2006, 09:57 AM
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 Godol Hador Group: Members Posts: 3,255 Joined: 6-December 05 Member No.: 2,078 |
A drive-through is a nice compromise. Anyone know kosher delight's owner?
-------------------- "Shake off all the fears and servile prejudices under which weak minds are servilely crouched. Fix reason firmly in her seat, and call to her tribunal every fact, every opinion. Question with boldness even the existence of a God; because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason, than that of blindfolded fear." --Thomas Jefferson to Peter Carr, 1787
http://www.youtube.com/user/patcondell?ob=1 Sentimentality is the emotional promiscuity of those who have no sentiment.---Norman Mailer |
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Jan 30 2006, 10:02 AM
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Every day is a gift Group: Members Posts: 5,503 Joined: 15-May 04 From: Within Member No.: 511 |
QUOTE (RebPropagandist @ Jan 30 2006, 09:57 AM) A drive-through is a nice compromise. Anyone know kosher delight's owner? If you have lights and sirens you get to go ahead of the line... 
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Jan 30 2006, 10:38 AM
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 Verisimilitudinous Group: Members Posts: 8,910 Joined: 25-June 03 From: Runway 37 Member No.: 106 |
QUOTE (Gretchen @ Jan 30 2006, 09:50 AM) That is so Brooklyn. I can't believe I never thought of that. Sometimes you remind me of a born-again xtian. wadr. mosheshmeal . -------------------- LIMS |
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Jan 30 2006, 11:00 AM
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f face Group: Members Posts: 5,423 Joined: 10-November 05 Member No.: 1,994 |
Whoever voted ignore has obviously never been in this situation.
-------------------- My dog doesn't lick his own butt. He doesn't eat poop or step in it. I'll concede that he does smell other dogs' butts and he does lick "himself." I'd prefer it if he doesn't lick me right after that, so I employ a few minutes of buffer time between licking other things and me and I try to get him to drink some water too. - VLG
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Jan 30 2006, 11:06 AM
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 smoothie queen Group: Members Posts: 3,440 Joined: 7-October 05 Member No.: 1,900 |
QUOTE (Psychodad @ Jan 30 2006, 11:00 AM) Whoever voted ignore has obviously never been in this situation. Would that be surprising that ppl never encountered someones bottom on the corner of their table? Not everyone is lucky enought to be in these situations. (btw I still don't believe this happened to you-great imagination!) -------------------- I am sigless and smoothieless thanks to the mods
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Jan 30 2006, 11:12 AM
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f face Group: Members Posts: 5,423 Joined: 10-November 05 Member No.: 1,994 |
QUOTE (skifree @ Jan 30 2006, 11:06 AM) Would that be surprising that ppl never encountered someones bottom on the corner of their table? Not everyone is lucky enought to be in these situations. (btw I still don't believe this happened to you-great imagination!) You really don't ?? This has happened to me many times, not just Sat night at the pizza store. Maybe you turned around and forgot about it or something bc you didnt want to be caught looking at a guy's tushy? -------------------- My dog doesn't lick his own butt. He doesn't eat poop or step in it. I'll concede that he does smell other dogs' butts and he does lick "himself." I'd prefer it if he doesn't lick me right after that, so I employ a few minutes of buffer time between licking other things and me and I try to get him to drink some water too. - VLG
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Jan 30 2006, 11:15 AM
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smoothie queen Group: Members Posts: 3,440 Joined: 7-October 05 Member No.: 1,900 |
QUOTE (Psychodad @ Jan 30 2006, 11:12 AM) You really don't ?? This has happened to me many times, not just Sat night at the pizza store. Maybe you turned around and forgot about it or something bc you didnt want to be caught looking at a guy's tushy? I would know if it happened to me! -------------------- I am sigless and smoothieless thanks to the mods
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Jan 30 2006, 11:21 AM
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f face Group: Members Posts: 5,423 Joined: 10-November 05 Member No.: 1,994 |
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-------------------- My dog doesn't lick his own butt. He doesn't eat poop or step in it. I'll concede that he does smell other dogs' butts and he does lick "himself." I'd prefer it if he doesn't lick me right after that, so I employ a few minutes of buffer time between licking other things and me and I try to get him to drink some water too. - VLG
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Jan 30 2006, 11:22 AM
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smoothie queen Group: Members Posts: 3,440 Joined: 7-October 05 Member No.: 1,900 |
QUOTE (Psychodad @ Jan 30 2006, 11:21 AM) Maybe you were the "hanger" and not the victim.  
-------------------- I am sigless and smoothieless thanks to the mods
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Jan 30 2006, 06:55 PM
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