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 Mar 5 2006, 09:14 AM
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 Administrator  Group: Admin Posts: 231 Joined: 21-January 03 From: Far Rockaway Member No.: 1  |
I am looking for a few good mods who can take the heat in the kitchen of Hashkafah.com.
If you think you can handle it, download the following application and submit it by clicking on the 'Contact' button in the upper right hand corner of your screen.
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-------------------- Hashkafah.com: Think for Yourself™
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Mar 5 2006, 09:17 AM
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 Gabbai  Group: Members Posts: 628 Joined: 17-April 05 Member No.: 1,413 |
Best. Purim Shtick. Eva. Period.
-------------------- The woman speaks the truth. - aristotle (from h.com)
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Mar 5 2006, 09:27 AM
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 Make Aliyah!  Group: Members Posts: 7,488 Joined: 2-September 04 From: Back HOME! W00t! Member No.: 660 |
But should we wake gabbe?
-------------------- There are a number of ideas that literally form the backbone of Judaism. Without knowledge of these ideas, it is virtually impossible to know how Judaism came to be as it is today, or how it functions. Unfortunately, however, the more important the idea, the less the average person knows about it. - Rabbi Aryeh Kaplan, Handbook of Jewish Thought
Make Aliyah! Join the club! Add "Make Aliyah" to your sig and get 20% off* on my first book. *Restrictions Apply |
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Mar 5 2006, 09:52 AM
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 Newbie Slayer  Group: Members Posts: 1,439 Joined: 8-February 05 From: Some where not of this earth... Member No.: 1,116 |
i cant belive my eyes? is this for real? silent j, i must be dreaming, this is like a dream come true.... someone pinch me!!!
(this whole thing with spot is really a purim shtick right right?) -------------------- CHICKENS (and cats) ARE EVIL
Thank you. You've just given me first hand confirmation, and irrefutable proof that girls are evil :)- int yes i know i cant spell... so stop bothering me! |
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Mar 5 2006, 10:06 AM
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 Rebbe Group: Members Posts: 2,316 Joined: 11-September 05 From: NYC Member No.: 1,819 |
Silent J, I think you should have a survivor-like mod trial. Have 10 applicants try it out, monitor each other, and at the end of the week, they get to vote off the worst ones. After a month or so, you'll get your new mods.
 This can make for great entertainment even if it does cause a civil war on site.... ETA: WE, the members, should really vote people off. A cross between AI and Survivor. THis is going to be fun!!!
-------------------- www.adiel.com Sukkos fun!
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Mar 5 2006, 10:12 AM
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 Pretentious Blockhead Group: Members Posts: 4,199 Joined: 22-April 05 From: ^ Member No.: 1,446 |
Ze plot; it thickenz, yes?
Muahahahahahahah! -------------------- |
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Mar 5 2006, 10:17 AM
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Newbie Slayer Group: Members Posts: 1,439 Joined: 8-February 05 From: Some where not of this earth... Member No.: 1,116 |
QUOTE (LoveToLaugh @ Mar 5 2006, 08:06 AM)  Silent J, I think you should have a survivor-like mod trial. Have 10 applicants try it out, monitor each other, and at the end of the week, they get to vote off the worst ones. After a month or so, you'll get your new mods. This can make for great entertainment even if it does cause a civil war on site.... i love civil wars! i call scarlette o'hara! (she survives the war people) -------------------- CHICKENS (and cats) ARE EVIL
Thank you. You've just given me first hand confirmation, and irrefutable proof that girls are evil :)- int yes i know i cant spell... so stop bothering me! |
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Mar 5 2006, 11:35 AM
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 Papier schreiben und sonstige Sachen als ersetzung für den geile Group: Members Posts: 8,059 Joined: 9-June 03 Member No.: 75 |
Racheli would like that, no?
-------------------- טוב להתלונן מחר מלעשות משהו היום
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Mar 5 2006, 11:40 AM
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Make Aliyah! Group: Members Posts: 7,488 Joined: 2-September 04 From: Back HOME! W00t! Member No.: 660 |
Scene 1:
Scene opens. Night. Heavy Rain. Lightening. Thunder. Camera slowly moves through the forest. Teen: [heard faint from a distance] Spot, Spot! Camera zooms in on a dog running with a loose leash. Teen: [running – out of breath] Get back here Spot! Dog stops running. Frozen in place. Teen catches up. Freezes as well. Eyes become big. Fixated on something. Camera zooms out. We see the back of a figure in a black cape and hood with a reapers tool. Fade to back. We hear a scream. Dog barks.  {X-Files Introduction-music plays.} Scene 2: Scene opens to Mulder typing on his PC. Scully enters. Mulder: Scully, you should see this. Scully: What now? Mulder: Well something’s not quite right over at Hashkafah.com Scully: You’re still on Hashkafah.com - Those were the most paranoid people I have ever met. I don't know how you could think that what they say is even remotely plausible. Mulder: I think it's remotely plausible that someone might think you're hot. Scully: Out with it. What’s happening? Mulder: Well check this out. Ever heard of Patton? Scully: The General? Mulder: No. The moderator. Scully: Go on. Mulder: February 26, 2006, 07:12 PM – a Sunday night. Seems the General has a little run in with “the powers that be.” Needless to say as far as H.com goes the General is no more. Scully: Gone? Mulder: [snaps finger] Poof. It gets better. Scully: There’s more? Mulder: You know Ethan… Scully: -of the Celebrity Bar Mitzvah? [Mulder gives Scully a dirty look.] Scully: What? Mulder: Ethanpil, the number 2 at Hashkafah.com. Well on February 28, 2006 at 9:03 PM – Mr. ‘pil posted his 876,336th and final post. Scully: Him too. Sounds like The Grim Reaper’s been busy. Mulder: Mr. Grimmy hasn’t been heard from since Ethan’s disappeared. Well he was once – witnesses heard him muttering something about what he has done to deserve this… Scully: This is most atypical. Mulder: And now Spot’s gone too. Scully: I don’t get it Mods can't just disappear... they’re a universal invariant! Mulder: Not in this zip code. Scully: You really think someone’s picking off the H.com Moderators one by one? Mulder: I think we need bring back a mod and talk to ‘em. Scully: Mulder, this is a needle in a haystack. These poor souls have been gone for a week. Let them rest in peace. Let sleeping dogs lie. Mulder: Well I won't sit idly by while you hurl cliches at me. Preparation is the father of inspiration. Scully: Necessity is the mother of invention. Mulder: The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. Scully: Eat, sleep, and be merry for tomorrow we die. Mulder: I scream, you scream, we all scream for nonfat tofutti rice dreamsicle. -------------------- There are a number of ideas that literally form the backbone of Judaism. Without knowledge of these ideas, it is virtually impossible to know how Judaism came to be as it is today, or how it functions. Unfortunately, however, the more important the idea, the less the average person knows about it. - Rabbi Aryeh Kaplan, Handbook of Jewish Thought
Make Aliyah! Join the club! Add "Make Aliyah" to your sig and get 20% off* on my first book. *Restrictions Apply |
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Mar 5 2006, 11:44 AM
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Pretentious Blockhead Group: Members Posts: 4,199 Joined: 22-April 05 From: ^ Member No.: 1,446 |
QUOTE (fruminfinity @ Mar 5 2006, 10:17 AM) i love civil wars! i call scarlette o'hara! (she survives the war people)  QUOTE Frankly, my dear, I don't give a da-mn, [either]!
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Mar 5 2006, 11:45 AM
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 Dark Lord of The Sith Group: Members Posts: 4,649 Joined: 14-May 03 From: A long time ago,in a galaxy far far away. Member No.: 59 |
QUOTE (Pinchas @ Mar 5 2006, 11:40 AM) Scene 1: Scene opens. Night. Heavy Rain. Lightening. Thunder. Camera slowly moves through the forest. Teen: [heard faint from a distance] Spot, Spot! Camera zooms in on a dog running with a loose leash. Teen: [running – out of breath] Get back here Spot! Dog stops running. Frozen in place. Teen catches up. Freezes as well. Eyes become big. Fixated on something. Camera zooms out. We see the back of a figure in a black cape and hood with a reapers tool. Fade to back. We hear a scream. Dog barks. {X-Files Introduction-music plays.} Scene 2: Scene opens to Mulder typing on his PC. Scully enters. Mulder: Scully, you should see this. Scully: What now? Mulder: Well something’s not quite right over at Hashkafah.com Scully: You’re still on Hashkafah.com - Those were the most paranoid people I have ever met. I don't know how you could think that what they say is even remotely plausible. Mulder: I think it's remotely plausible that someone might think you're hot. Scully: Out with it. What’s happening? Mulder: Well check this out. Ever heard of Patton? Scully: The General? Mulder: No. The moderator. Scully: Go on. Mulder: February 26, 2006, 07:12 PM – a Sunday night. Seems the General has a little run in with “the powers that be.” Needless to say as far as H.com goes the General is no more. Scully: Gone? Mulder: [snaps finger] Poof. It gets better. Scully: There’s more? Mulder: You know Ethan… Scully: -of the Celebrity Bar Mitzvah? [Mulder gives Scully a dirty look.] Scully: What? Mulder: Ethanpil, the number 2 at Hashkafah.com. Well on February 28, 2006 at 9:03 PM – Mr. ‘pil posted his 876,336th and final post. Scully: Him too. Sounds like The Grim Reaper’s been busy. Mulder: Mr. Grimmy hasn’t been heard from since Ethan’s disappeared. Well he was once – witnesses heard him muttering something about what he has done to deserve this… Scully: This is most atypical. Mulder: And now Spot’s gone too. Scully: I don’t get it Mods can't just disappear... they’re a universal invariant! Mulder: Not in this zip code. Scully: You really think someone’s picking off the H.com Moderators one by one? Mulder: I think we need bring back a mod and talk to ‘em. Scully: Mulder, this is a needle in a haystack. These poor souls have been gone for a week. Let them rest in peace. Let sleeping dogs lie. Mulder: Well I won't sit idly by while you hurl cliches at me. Preparation is the father of inspiration. Scully: Necessity is the mother of invention. Mulder: The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. Scully: Eat, sleep, and be merry for tomorrow we die. Mulder: I scream, you scream, we all scream for nonfat tofutti rice dreamsicle. Brilliant! 
-------------------- "What we do in life, echos in eternity"
-------------- "You underestimate the power of the dark side!"-Lord Vader "I find your lack of faith disturbing!"-Lord Vader To the Mods: "Dont be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed..."-Lord Vader |
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Mar 5 2006, 11:46 AM
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Newbie  Group: Members Posts: 16 Joined: 27-February 06 Member No.: 2,434 |
i vote pinchas to write the screenplay promised by mosheshmeal . -------------------- Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the net and he won't bother you for weeks.
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Mar 5 2006, 11:47 AM
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Pretentious Blockhead Group: Members Posts: 4,199 Joined: 22-April 05 From: ^ Member No.: 1,446 |
QUOTE (Pinchas @ Mar 5 2006, 11:40 AM) Scene 1: [...] Mulder: I scream, you scream, we all scream for nonfat tofutti rice dreamsicle. Speak for yourself. I'll take Haagen Dazs Dulce De Leche!!! (Great writing!) -------------------- |
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Mar 5 2006, 11:54 AM
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Make Aliyah! Group: Members Posts: 7,488 Joined: 2-September 04 From: Back HOME! W00t! Member No.: 660 |
-------------------- There are a number of ideas that literally form the backbone of Judaism. Without knowledge of these ideas, it is virtually impossible to know how Judaism came to be as it is today, or how it functions. Unfortunately, however, the more important the idea, the less the average person knows about it. - Rabbi Aryeh Kaplan, Handbook of Jewish Thought
Make Aliyah! Join the club! Add "Make Aliyah" to your sig and get 20% off* on my first book. *Restrictions Apply |
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Mar 5 2006, 11:57 AM
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 Little Reb Sunshine Group: Members Posts: 12,921 Joined: 16-September 05 From: Washington, DC Member No.: 1,838 |
Pinchas
-------------------- Kabel et ha-emet mi-mi she-omro.
"All is by the hand of Heaven, except colds and fevers" -Ketubot 30a. Why won't my wife let me pee against the fence when we have company for a barbecue? -melech ~My Blog~ |
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