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 Jun 11 2006, 02:25 AM
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oh, pardonez.
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Jun 11 2006, 02:27 AM
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Why not?
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Jun 11 2006, 02:28 AM
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QUOTE (bigtoe @ Jun 11 2006, 09:25 AM)  ..? Can G-d build a wheel so be he can't turn it? 
-------------------- There are a number of ideas that literally form the backbone of Judaism. Without knowledge of these ideas, it is virtually impossible to know how Judaism came to be as it is today, or how it functions. Unfortunately, however, the more important the idea, the less the average person knows about it. - Rabbi Aryeh Kaplan, Handbook of Jewish Thought
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Jun 11 2006, 02:29 AM
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Godol Hador Group: Members Posts: 5,936 Joined: 1-June 03 Member No.: 72 |
If a chicken and-a-half laid an egg and-a-half in a day and-a-half, how long would it take for a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?
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Jun 11 2006, 02:30 AM
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ùbúntú Group: Members Posts: 1,927 Joined: 5-December 04 Member No.: 864 |
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-------------------- "Life is a combination of magic and pasta." -Federico Fellini |
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Jun 11 2006, 02:31 AM
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QUOTE (int @ Jun 11 2006, 02:29 AM) If a chicken and-a-half laid an egg and-a-half in a day and-a-half, how long would it take for a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? You didn't say how many seeds there are in the pickle. --------------------  |
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Jun 11 2006, 02:32 AM
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Godol Hador Group: Members Posts: 5,936 Joined: 1-June 03 Member No.: 72 |
QUOTE (shalva @ Jun 11 2006, 03:31 AM) You didn't say how many seeds there are in the pickle. Why, that's obvious! As many as the number of licks it takes to reach the center of a tootsie roll. -------------------- |
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Jun 11 2006, 02:33 AM
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QUOTE (int @ Jun 11 2006, 02:32 AM) Why, that's obvious! As many as the number of licks it takes to reach the center of a tootsie roll. Well, that depends on how long your tongue is. Oof - don't make me think too hard this late at night. -------------------- |
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Jun 11 2006, 02:35 AM
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Make Aliyah! Group: Members Posts: 7,489 Joined: 2-September 04 From: Back HOME! W00t! Member No.: 660 |
QUOTE (shalva @ Jun 11 2006, 09:33 AM) Well, that depends on how long your tongue is. Oof - don't make me think too hard this late at night. The owl said it was "three." -------------------- There are a number of ideas that literally form the backbone of Judaism. Without knowledge of these ideas, it is virtually impossible to know how Judaism came to be as it is today, or how it functions. Unfortunately, however, the more important the idea, the less the average person knows about it. - Rabbi Aryeh Kaplan, Handbook of Jewish Thought
Make Aliyah! Join the club! Add "Make Aliyah" to your sig and get 20% off* on my first book. *Restrictions Apply |
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Jun 11 2006, 02:35 AM
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Godol Hador Group: Members Posts: 5,936 Joined: 1-June 03 Member No.: 72 |
QUOTE (shalva @ Jun 11 2006, 03:33 AM) Well, that depends on how long your tongue is. Why, that's obvious! It's as long as the length of one wood chunk that a woodchuck can chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood! -------------------- |
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Jun 11 2006, 02:37 AM
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QUOTE (Pinchas @ Jun 11 2006, 03:35 AM) The owl said it was "three." i thought 9 
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Jun 11 2006, 02:37 AM
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Make Aliyah! Group: Members Posts: 7,489 Joined: 2-September 04 From: Back HOME! W00t! Member No.: 660 |
QUOTE (int @ Jun 11 2006, 09:35 AM) Why, that's obvious! It's as long as the length of one wood chunk that a woodchuck can chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood! We went through this already. Woodchucks can chuck wood. -------------------- There are a number of ideas that literally form the backbone of Judaism. Without knowledge of these ideas, it is virtually impossible to know how Judaism came to be as it is today, or how it functions. Unfortunately, however, the more important the idea, the less the average person knows about it. - Rabbi Aryeh Kaplan, Handbook of Jewish Thought
Make Aliyah! Join the club! Add "Make Aliyah" to your sig and get 20% off* on my first book. *Restrictions Apply |
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Jun 11 2006, 02:38 AM
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Godol Hador Group: Members Posts: 5,936 Joined: 1-June 03 Member No.: 72 |
QUOTE (Pinchas @ Jun 11 2006, 03:37 AM) We went through this already. Woodchucks can chuck wood. With an axe? I don't think so! -------------------- |
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Jun 11 2006, 02:40 AM
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Make Aliyah! Group: Members Posts: 7,489 Joined: 2-September 04 From: Back HOME! W00t! Member No.: 660 |
QUOTE (Spot @ Jun 11 2006, 09:37 AM) i thought 9 Nope. Three. QUOTE (int @ Jun 11 2006, 09:38 AM) With an axe? I don't think so! Well they can. They just don't want to get splinters. -------------------- There are a number of ideas that literally form the backbone of Judaism. Without knowledge of these ideas, it is virtually impossible to know how Judaism came to be as it is today, or how it functions. Unfortunately, however, the more important the idea, the less the average person knows about it. - Rabbi Aryeh Kaplan, Handbook of Jewish Thought
Make Aliyah! Join the club! Add "Make Aliyah" to your sig and get 20% off* on my first book. *Restrictions Apply |
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Jun 11 2006, 02:40 AM
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QUOTE (Pinchas @ Jun 11 2006, 02:35 AM) The owl said it was "three." What's 3? The time? The number of licks? The number of seeds in a dill pickle? How old the owl is? The number of letters in the word "owl"? Why are you people making me think this hard? QUOTE (int @ Jun 11 2006, 02:35 AM) Why, that's obvious! It's as long as the length of one wood chunk that a woodchuck can chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood! But what if it can't? Then does that mean it takes no licks to finish a tootsie roll, meaning it wouldn't take any time for the monkey to kick the seeds out? I'm getting dizzy. -------------------- |
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Jun 11 2006, 02:41 AM
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QUOTE (int @ Jun 11 2006, 02:35 AM) Why, that's obvious! It's as long as the length of one wood chunk that a woodchuck can chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood! The same woodchuck who helped peter piper pick the pack pf pickeled peppers? |
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Jun 11 2006, 02:42 AM
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Resident Phlebotomist Group: Members Posts: 1,865 Joined: 2-January 06 Member No.: 2,190 |