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Would You Let Your Bubby Be A Mohel?
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Posted 08 November 2007 - 12:09 PM
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- soapmaker
" He who stands on toilet is high on pot" -Confucius
" When life gives you lemons make lemonade..... but if life gives you a handful of cr@p, dont try making anything out of it, trust me on that one. -Dahlai Lama
" I love Jews." -Somebody must have said it, somewhere
"A good friend will come and bail you out of jail................. but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying "d@mn that was fun".
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Posted 08 November 2007 - 12:25 PM
MY Bubby?? No way in HELL...
As for my Zaidy, once when I was little we had sort of a zipper mishap, which I am still going to therapy to get over....
As for my Zaidy, once when I was little we had sort of a zipper mishap, which I am still going to therapy to get over....
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Posted 08 November 2007 - 12:30 PM
Kalashnikover_Rebbe, on Nov 8 2007, 12:25 PM, said:
MY Bubby?? No way in HELL...
As for my Zaidy, once when I was little we had sort of a zipper mishap, which I am still going to therapy to get over....
As for my Zaidy, once when I was little we had sort of a zipper mishap, which I am still going to therapy to get over....
Ouch!!!! While men cannot understand the agony of childbirth, there are two things no woman can comprehend: a zipper mishap, and a kick where it counts.
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Posted 08 November 2007 - 12:33 PM
Doodlehead, what if your bubby is a friend of Loretta Bobbit?
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Posted 08 November 2007 - 12:42 PM
Psychodad, on Nov 8 2007, 11:40 AM, said:
or worse, Lorena Bobbitt
ni ni. Loretta, Lorena, Shmorena. You obviously understood the reference. hehe
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Posted 08 November 2007 - 12:42 PM
krumlikeapretzel, on Nov 8 2007, 12:33 PM, said:
Doodlehead, what if your bubby is a friend of Loretta Bobbit?
She is. My grandma was the one who acted as a personal marriage counselor for her.
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"Eat. Spit. Be Happy." -Davids
"Who is wise? he who can learn from every man. can be applied here, getting 'inspiration' from a one eyed whacko."
- soapmaker
" He who stands on toilet is high on pot" -Confucius
" When life gives you lemons make lemonade..... but if life gives you a handful of cr@p, dont try making anything out of it, trust me on that one. -Dahlai Lama
" I love Jews." -Somebody must have said it, somewhere
"A good friend will come and bail you out of jail................. but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying "d@mn that was fun".
Traveling the world in search of the truth.
Make aliyah, or aliyah will make you.
Author of the 1,234,567th post on Hashkafah.com!!
"Who is wise? he who can learn from every man. can be applied here, getting 'inspiration' from a one eyed whacko."
- soapmaker
" He who stands on toilet is high on pot" -Confucius
" When life gives you lemons make lemonade..... but if life gives you a handful of cr@p, dont try making anything out of it, trust me on that one. -Dahlai Lama
" I love Jews." -Somebody must have said it, somewhere
"A good friend will come and bail you out of jail................. but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying "d@mn that was fun".
Traveling the world in search of the truth.
Make aliyah, or aliyah will make you.
Author of the 1,234,567th post on Hashkafah.com!!
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Posted 08 November 2007 - 07:43 PM
Pure Myrrh, on Nov 8 2007, 01:30 PM, said:
Ouch!!!! While men cannot understand the agony of childbirth, there are two things no woman can comprehend: a zipper mishap, and a kick where it counts.
Hear hear.
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