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 Jan 2 2008, 01:36 PM
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Resisting imamother, resisting imamother, resisting imamother ..  Group: Members Posts: 3,057 Joined: 20-October 05 Member No.: 1,939  |
Come clean...what don't you like, gefilte fish? Matza ?
Sitting through a long seder? -------------------- Exist's friend's song, to the tune of The Star Spangled Banner
Let's say you can see, A hot and cold sink, Where so proudly, we wash, For netilas yadayim Whose filtered waters and bright shine, Through this mitzva'dig time, O'er our hands, we watch, Gallons of water streaming. And the hot water from here, gets filled with cold water down there, So don't turn on the hot water, or more will be boiled somewhere. Oh say does that negel vasser towel yet dry, Our cold and wet hands, and now we know the reason why! |
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Jan 4 2008, 01:29 AM
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 Papier schreiben und sonstige Sachen als ersetzung für den geile Group: Members Posts: 8,059 Joined: 9-June 03 Member No.: 75 |
Why is this in "Gemara Discussions?"
-------------------- טוב להתלונן מחר מלעשות משהו היום
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Jan 5 2008, 07:00 PM
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Resisting imamother, resisting imamother, resisting imamother .. Group: Members Posts: 3,057 Joined: 20-October 05 Member No.: 1,939 |
What ?
-------------------- Exist's friend's song, to the tune of The Star Spangled Banner
Let's say you can see, A hot and cold sink, Where so proudly, we wash, For netilas yadayim Whose filtered waters and bright shine, Through this mitzva'dig time, O'er our hands, we watch, Gallons of water streaming. And the hot water from here, gets filled with cold water down there, So don't turn on the hot water, or more will be boiled somewhere. Oh say does that negel vasser towel yet dry, Our cold and wet hands, and now we know the reason why! |
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Jan 8 2008, 03:04 PM
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 Gabbai  Group: Members Posts: 809 Joined: 28-August 04 From: near Toronto, Canada Member No.: 653 |
huh?
-------------------- Eurovision Thread
QUOTE "If the black hats feel their beliefs will not permit them to observe the small courtesies and rituals that oil the wheels of civic life on occasions where they volunteer to interact with their fellow citizens, then let them stay in their self-wrought ghettoes and eschew public life altogether. They can't have it both ways". Barbara Kay Broadly speaking, liberalism emphasizes individual rights and equality of opportunity. Different forms of liberalism may propose very different policies, but they are generally united by their support for a number of principles, including extensive freedom of thought and speech, limitations on the power of governments, the rule of law, the free exchange of ideas, a market or mixed economy, and a transparent system of government |
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 Feb 2 2008, 01:39 PM
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 Masmid  Group: Members Posts: 206 Joined: 21-January 08 From: jerusalem Member No.: 7,057 |
what is going on is gefilte mentioned in the gemara what connection is ther?
-------------------- Sebabah "You know everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects." Will Rogers "It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper." Jerry Seinfeld "Typos are very important to all written form. It gives the reader something to look for so they aren't distracted by the total lack of content in your writing." Randy K. Milholland "Peace is not synonymous with truth" Shlomo Carlebach |
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Feb 2 2008, 02:58 PM
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 Kicked Out Of The OLWWPPOF Club Completely Group: Members Posts: 12,624 Joined: 23-May 05 From: Tipah Sirucha Member No.: 1,516 |
QUOTE (joshman @ Feb 2 2008, 01:39 PM)  what is going on is gefilte mentioned in the gemara what connection is ther? Seders are. 9 -------------------- "Eat. Spit. Be Happy." -Davids
"Who is wise? he who can learn from every man. can be applied here, getting 'inspiration' from a one eyed whacko." - soapmaker " He who stands on toilet is high on pot" -Confucius " When life gives you lemons make lemonade..... but if life gives you a handful of cr@p, dont try making anything out of it, trust me on that one. -Dahlai Lama " I love Jews." -Somebody must have said it, somewhere "A good friend will come and bail you out of jail................. but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying "d@mn that was fun". Make aliyah, or aliyah will make you. OFF SAVING THE WORLD |
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Feb 3 2008, 05:37 AM
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 Gabbai Group: Members Posts: 553 Joined: 27-October 07 From: uhh... something to do with birds and bees? Member No.: 6,938 |
-------------------- "Come on honey, eat your peas. They'll make you strong." - Everyone's mom G-d bless 'em
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Feb 3 2008, 06:51 AM
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Kicked Out Of The OLWWPPOF Club Completely Group: Members Posts: 12,624 Joined: 23-May 05 From: Tipah Sirucha Member No.: 1,516 |
-------------------- "Eat. Spit. Be Happy." -Davids
"Who is wise? he who can learn from every man. can be applied here, getting 'inspiration' from a one eyed whacko." - soapmaker " He who stands on toilet is high on pot" -Confucius " When life gives you lemons make lemonade..... but if life gives you a handful of cr@p, dont try making anything out of it, trust me on that one. -Dahlai Lama " I love Jews." -Somebody must have said it, somewhere "A good friend will come and bail you out of jail................. but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying "d@mn that was fun". Make aliyah, or aliyah will make you. OFF SAVING THE WORLD |
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Jun 24 2008, 03:23 PM
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Resisting imamother, resisting imamother, resisting imamother .. Group: Members Posts: 3,057 Joined: 20-October 05 Member No.: 1,939 |
pardon ?
-------------------- Exist's friend's song, to the tune of The Star Spangled Banner
Let's say you can see, A hot and cold sink, Where so proudly, we wash, For netilas yadayim Whose filtered waters and bright shine, Through this mitzva'dig time, O'er our hands, we watch, Gallons of water streaming. And the hot water from here, gets filled with cold water down there, So don't turn on the hot water, or more will be boiled somewhere. Oh say does that negel vasser towel yet dry, Our cold and wet hands, and now we know the reason why! |
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Jun 26 2008, 01:39 PM
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Kicked Out Of The OLWWPPOF Club Completely Group: Members Posts: 12,624 Joined: 23-May 05 From: Tipah Sirucha Member No.: 1,516 |
-------------------- "Eat. Spit. Be Happy." -Davids
"Who is wise? he who can learn from every man. can be applied here, getting 'inspiration' from a one eyed whacko." - soapmaker " He who stands on toilet is high on pot" -Confucius " When life gives you lemons make lemonade..... but if life gives you a handful of cr@p, dont try making anything out of it, trust me on that one. -Dahlai Lama " I love Jews." -Somebody must have said it, somewhere "A good friend will come and bail you out of jail................. but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying "d@mn that was fun". Make aliyah, or aliyah will make you. OFF SAVING THE WORLD |
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Oct 29 2008, 09:47 PM
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Shtark  Group: Members Posts: 359 Joined: 31-July 08 Member No.: 7,417 |
QUOTE (Red Hare @ Jan 2 2008, 02:36 PM) Come clean...what don't you like, gefilte fish? Matza ? Sitting through a long seder? Tefillin are Jewish, Matzah is Jewish,even cholent to some extent is Jewish, gefilteh fish...........is not...its ashkenazi and unless its the traditional fish skin with fish balls on the inside its not even that,the loaf kind is a modern invention. |
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Oct 30 2008, 10:59 AM
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Resisting imamother, resisting imamother, resisting imamother .. Group: Members Posts: 3,057 Joined: 20-October 05 Member No.: 1,939 |
thta doesn't answer my question, jewcetion.
-------------------- Exist's friend's song, to the tune of The Star Spangled Banner
Let's say you can see, A hot and cold sink, Where so proudly, we wash, For netilas yadayim Whose filtered waters and bright shine, Through this mitzva'dig time, O'er our hands, we watch, Gallons of water streaming. And the hot water from here, gets filled with cold water down there, So don't turn on the hot water, or more will be boiled somewhere. Oh say does that negel vasser towel yet dry, Our cold and wet hands, and now we know the reason why! |
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Oct 30 2008, 11:09 AM
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 Rebbe  Group: Members Posts: 1,464 Joined: 16-March 06 From: Holy Land Member No.: 2,495 |
Matza balls. Can't stand them.
-------------------- A Jew without good middos is simply incomplete...
Every age is modern to those that live in it Talent is a dull knife that will cut nothing unless it is wielded with great force.- Stephen King Mmmmm, whatcha say? |
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Oct 30 2008, 03:15 PM
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 Masmid Group: Members Posts: 231 Joined: 28-February 07 From: In ur fridgez eatin' ur foodz Member No.: 5,066 |
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Oct 30 2008, 04:50 PM
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 Newbie  Group: Members Posts: 43 Joined: 19-October 08 Member No.: 7,678 |
I am Jewish but I don't like chollent. Kugel and vegetable kishke are fine though.
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Oct 30 2008, 04:54 PM
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 Disgustingly Insensitive Group: Members Posts: 16,825 Joined: 9-February 04 From: Occupied Palestine Member No.: 407 |
QUOTE (Chassan Torah @ Oct 30 2008, 11:50 PM) I am jewish but I don't like chullent. That's a saffek then..... You better go check it out..... -------------------- [/flirting]
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Oct 30 2008, 04:57 PM
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 CHALLAH HU AKBAR Group: Members Posts: 3,376 Joined: 2-August 05 From: brooklyn, ny Member No.: 1,702 |
QUOTE (Spiffy @ Oct 30 2008, 12:09 PM) Matza balls. Can't stand them. I don't like the soft ones. It's like eating soggy bread. QUOTE (Chassan Torah @ Oct 30 2008, 05:50 PM) |