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 May 29 2008, 03:29 PM
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Post yours here.
Haha, got you. -------------------- it's not that h has gotten boring. it's that we've become more jaded. bring the luster back in. polish your souls. learn to enjoy again. --int999 (ok, ok, I concede!)
this forum has been taken over by a bunch of punk kids who are pseudo-intellectual wannabe's with a chip on thier shoulder because they think they are frum, when they have no idea on what it means to be a True-Torah Jew. --adiel Why do your own thinking when someone you like has done it for you already? --Moshi I'm putting my money on Xi. --Rachel8 |
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May 29 2008, 03:37 PM
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Here's one by Int. (To the moderation team: Posted with permission.)
QUOTE There once was a being named Int
And he showed of failure no hint There's no magic involved He was simply evolved As the books of the future will print -------------------- it's not that h has gotten boring. it's that we've become more jaded. bring the luster back in. polish your souls. learn to enjoy again. --int999 (ok, ok, I concede!)
this forum has been taken over by a bunch of punk kids who are pseudo-intellectual wannabe's with a chip on thier shoulder because they think they are frum, when they have no idea on what it means to be a True-Torah Jew. --adiel Why do your own thinking when someone you like has done it for you already? --Moshi I'm putting my money on Xi. --Rachel8 |
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May 29 2008, 03:40 PM
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There once was a man from The Mir
Who understood all in each sphere To Sefer Yetzirah Yes, readers he would draw But Kaplan to no end I cheer http://www.hashkafah.com/index.php?s=&...st&p=773760 |
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May 29 2008, 03:44 PM
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QUOTE (melech @ May 29 2008, 04:40 PM)  There once was a man from The Mir Who understood all in each sphere To Sefer Yetzirah Yes, readers he would draw But Kaplan to no end I cheer http://www.hashkafah.com/index.php?s=&...st&p=773760 QUOTE (the Real Adiel @ Jan 23 2007, 03:56 PM) clever
-------------------- it's not that h has gotten boring. it's that we've become more jaded. bring the luster back in. polish your souls. learn to enjoy again. --int999 (ok, ok, I concede!)
this forum has been taken over by a bunch of punk kids who are pseudo-intellectual wannabe's with a chip on thier shoulder because they think they are frum, when they have no idea on what it means to be a True-Torah Jew. --adiel Why do your own thinking when someone you like has done it for you already? --Moshi I'm putting my money on Xi. --Rachel8 |
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May 29 2008, 03:46 PM
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QUOTE (melech @ May 29 2008, 04:40 PM) There once was a man from The Mir Who understood all in each sphere To Sefer Yetzirah Yes, readers he would draw But Kaplan to no end I cheer http://www.hashkafah.com/index.php?s=&...st&p=773760 Nice. I wrote some limericks back in the day too. Let me see if I can find them. Ah, here it is: QUOTE When I scavenged the world for a mate
I went out on a fine shidduch date All the wine took its toll So I can't recall all But the girl got back home quite late -------------------- |
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May 29 2008, 03:48 PM
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May 29 2008, 03:58 PM
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My job is boring.
What would I do without H dot com distraction? Okay, it's a haiku, not a limerick. Tough. |
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May 29 2008, 04:02 PM
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QUOTE (Goldfish @ May 29 2008, 04:58 PM) My job is boring. What would I do without H dot com distraction? Okay, it's a haiku, not a limerick. Tough. lol. -------------------- it's not that h has gotten boring. it's that we've become more jaded. bring the luster back in. polish your souls. learn to enjoy again. --int999 (ok, ok, I concede!)
this forum has been taken over by a bunch of punk kids who are pseudo-intellectual wannabe's with a chip on thier shoulder because they think they are frum, when they have no idea on what it means to be a True-Torah Jew. --adiel Why do your own thinking when someone you like has done it for you already? --Moshi I'm putting my money on Xi. --Rachel8 |
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May 29 2008, 11:06 PM
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 Rebbe  Group: Members Posts: 1,637 Joined: 17-September 07 Member No.: 6,891 |
There once was an h.com thread
So promising it had to be read But alas I did find It was not one of a kind And dejected I went off to bed |
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May 29 2008, 11:09 PM
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<edited by a mod> Group: Members Posts: 3,059 Joined: 25-September 06 From: 2036 Member No.: 3,644 |
QUOTE (Rachel8 @ May 30 2008, 12:06 AM) There once was an h.com thread So promising it had to be read But alas I did find It was not one of a kind And dejected I went off to bed It's amazing, the effect H has on people. There's another I wish I could post. -------------------- it's not that h has gotten boring. it's that we've become more jaded. bring the luster back in. polish your souls. learn to enjoy again. --int999 (ok, ok, I concede!)
this forum has been taken over by a bunch of punk kids who are pseudo-intellectual wannabe's with a chip on thier shoulder because they think they are frum, when they have no idea on what it means to be a True-Torah Jew. --adiel Why do your own thinking when someone you like has done it for you already? --Moshi I'm putting my money on Xi. --Rachel8 |
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May 29 2008, 11:10 PM
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QUOTE (Rachel8 @ May 30 2008, 12:06 AM) There once was an h.com thread So promising it had to be read But alas I did find It was not one of a kind And dejected I went off to bed Nice but  You do not like my limmericks?
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May 29 2008, 11:11 PM
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Rebbe Group: Members Posts: 1,637 Joined: 17-September 07 Member No.: 6,891 |
QUOTE (Xi @ May 30 2008, 12:09 AM) It's amazing, the effect H has on people. There's another I wish I could post. Please do. I like to be entertained. QUOTE (int @ May 30 2008, 12:10 AM) Nice but You do not like my limmericks?Not at all. I was not referring to your thread, just trying to rhyme.  I quite liked your shidduch limerick.
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May 29 2008, 11:12 PM
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<edited by a mod> Group: Members Posts: 3,059 Joined: 25-September 06 From: 2036 Member No.: 3,644 |
QUOTE (Rachel8 @ May 30 2008, 12:11 AM) Please do. I like to be entertained. It's by Int. Let him take the warn. -------------------- it's not that h has gotten boring. it's that we've become more jaded. bring the luster back in. polish your souls. learn to enjoy again. --int999 (ok, ok, I concede!)
this forum has been taken over by a bunch of punk kids who are pseudo-intellectual wannabe's with a chip on thier shoulder because they think they are frum, when they have no idea on what it means to be a True-Torah Jew. --adiel Why do your own thinking when someone you like has done it for you already? --Moshi I'm putting my money on Xi. --Rachel8 |
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May 29 2008, 11:13 PM
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Rebbe Group: Members Posts: 1,637 Joined: 17-September 07 Member No.: 6,891 |
QUOTE (Xi @ May 30 2008, 12:12 AM) It's by Int. Let him take the warn. Int, will you post it? |
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May 29 2008, 11:16 PM
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QUOTE (Rachel8 @ May 30 2008, 12:13 AM) Int, will you post it? Nah it was made by me in 30 seconds and it was stupid. But give me a topic and I'll try to compose an impromptu one. -------------------- |
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May 29 2008, 11:16 PM
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<edited by a mod> Group: Members Posts: 3,059 Joined: 25-September 06 From: 2036 Member No.: 3,644 |
QUOTE (Rachel8 @ May 30 2008, 12:13 AM) Int, will you post it? He's chicken. What do you think? -------------------- it's not that h has gotten boring. it's that we've become more jaded. bring the luster back in. polish your souls. learn to enjoy again. --int999 (ok, ok, I concede!)
this forum has been taken over by a bunch of punk kids who are pseudo-intellectual wannabe's with a chip on thier shoulder because they think they are frum, when they have no idea on what it means to be a True-Torah Jew. --adiel Why do your own thinking when someone you like has done it for you already? --Moshi I'm putting my money on Xi. --Rachel8 |
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