11-year-old jokes, Netscape and Yahoo |
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 Aug 6 2008, 12:45 AM
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Netscape and Yahoo merge and move to Israel.
What's their new name? -------------------- על כל אחד ואחת להוסיף בתורה ובמצוות כדי להכריע את עצמו ואת כל העולם כולו לכף זכות!
'It is every Jew's duty to add in Torah and mitzvot in order to bring the geula.' |
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Aug 6 2008, 12:54 AM
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Netanyahu
-------------------- It is our choices... that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities. -JK Rowling
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Aug 6 2008, 07:55 AM
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QUOTE (brainychic @ Aug 6 2008, 01:54 AM)  Netanyahu 
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Aug 31 2008, 07:25 PM
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Rebbe Group: Members Posts: 1,459 Joined: 6-August 05 From: עיר של שלום Member No.: 1,709 |
QUOTE (batya_d @ Aug 6 2008, 02:55 PM) Paskesz and Ungers merge. What's their new name? -------------------- על כל אחד ואחת להוסיף בתורה ובמצוות כדי להכריע את עצמו ואת כל העולם כולו לכף זכות!
'It is every Jew's duty to add in Torah and mitzvot in order to bring the geula.' |
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Aug 31 2008, 07:58 PM
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QUOTE (Majorthinker @ Aug 31 2008, 08:25 PM) Paskesz and Ungers merge. What's their new name? Ungepaschket. |
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Aug 31 2008, 08:09 PM
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Rebbe Group: Members Posts: 1,459 Joined: 6-August 05 From: עיר של שלום Member No.: 1,709 |
QUOTE (Jeanette @ Sep 1 2008, 02:58 AM) Ungepaschket. Okay, what did the constipated mathematician do? -------------------- על כל אחד ואחת להוסיף בתורה ובמצוות כדי להכריע את עצמו ואת כל העולם כולו לכף זכות!
'It is every Jew's duty to add in Torah and mitzvot in order to bring the geula.' |
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Aug 31 2008, 09:33 PM
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 חסד זך Group: Members Posts: 3,073 Joined: 16-March 08 From: middle of nowhere Member No.: 7,158 |
QUOTE (Majorthinker @ Aug 31 2008, 09:09 PM) Okay, what did the constipated mathematician do? balance his equations?  solve the problem?  parse out the variables? -------------------- "well has beruria spoken"
"be kind to the newbies, or Sporky R will come to get you." "when our dreams die, we die" ~Mrs. Ramen |
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Aug 31 2008, 09:54 PM
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QUOTE (Majorthinker @ Aug 31 2008, 09:09 PM) Okay, what did the constipated mathematician do? work it out with a pencil? -------------------- Good things come in little packages..............just like me!
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Aug 31 2008, 11:33 PM
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Rebbe Group: Members Posts: 1,459 Joined: 6-August 05 From: עיר של שלום Member No.: 1,709 |
QUOTE (Teeny Beeny @ Sep 1 2008, 04:54 AM) work it out with a pencil? Good for you! -------------------- על כל אחד ואחת להוסיף בתורה ובמצוות כדי להכריע את עצמו ואת כל העולם כולו לכף זכות!
'It is every Jew's duty to add in Torah and mitzvot in order to bring the geula.' |
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Dec 1 2008, 02:32 PM
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A&P merges with Stop&Shop?
Stop & P -------------------- Please don't mind my obsession with past topics.
Berel Wein: Because Yeshivas don't teach Jewish history I'm just doing my part! |
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