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  Aug 17 2008, 10:10 PM
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 Verisimilitudinous  Group: Members Posts: 8,933 Joined: 25-June 03 From: Runway 37 Member No.: 106  |
To qualify, they must be true one liners. IE: "A short joke or witticism, usually expressed in a single sentence."
Remember to quote the post that member is referring/replying to, for context. To kick this off: QUOTE (BaronPhilip @ Dec 19 2004, 07:39 PM)  As I mentioned in the original thread on this subject, the meaning of my screenname is pretty straightforward. The "Philip" part is because Philip (with one "l") is part of my full name, which is Kalman Löb Philip Jakob Königshöfen-Wallerstein von Göttingen. The "Baron" part is because I'm actually a baron, a titled member of an ancient Judeo-Teutonic aristocratic clan. We have a castle on 732 forested acres in the mountains of Bavaria that's been in the family for over 800 years. (It's currently mortgaged to the hilt, though.) We had to drain the moat last year (because of the West Nile scare), but we still host the annual fox hunt there every year. (Unfortunately, turnout has been lousy since the Anschluß.) We've even managed to hold on to 17 serfs, although now they are trying to unionize.  QUOTE (Inertia @ Dec 19 2004, 07:55 PM) That looks a little like the servants' quarters of my summer home. mosheshmeal . -------------------- If I don't write to empty my mind, I go mad. ~Lord Byron |
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Aug 19 2008, 07:41 AM
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 Godol Hador Group: Members Posts: 2,749 Joined: 7-September 05 From: The Jungle Member No.: 1,800 |
My all time favorite:
QUOTE (Kalashnikover_Rebbe @ Feb 28 2008, 02:03 AM) The problem is that today many women view the very concept of marriage as "abusive"...
-------------------- Treat each day as your last; one day you will be right
If a man stands in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? |
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Aug 19 2008, 08:10 AM
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 חסד ואמת Group: Members Posts: 8,843 Joined: 16-November 06 Member No.: 4,063 |
Somone's sig: Imagine a world without hypothetical situations.
-------------------- "If they would allow one dead soul to visit an assembly of philosophers, that would be the end of all their teachings."
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Aug 19 2008, 10:38 AM
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 Make Aliyah! Group: Members Posts: 7,525 Joined: 2-September 04 From: Back HOME! W00t! Member No.: 660 |
QUOTE (mosheshmeal @ Sep 24 2004, 02:46 AM) are you "yourself" when you're dead? stam...
mosheshmeal . -------------------- There are a number of ideas that literally form the backbone of Judaism. Without knowledge of these ideas, it is virtually impossible to know how Judaism came to be as it is today, or how it functions. Unfortunately, however, the more important the idea, the less the average person knows about it. - Rabbi Aryeh Kaplan, Handbook of Jewish Thought
Make Aliyah! Join the club! Add "Make Aliyah" to your sig and get 20% off* on my first book. *Restrictions Apply |
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Aug 26 2008, 09:32 PM
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Verisimilitudinous Group: Members Posts: 8,933 Joined: 25-June 03 From: Runway 37 Member No.: 106 |
Aw shucks, Pinchik.
mosheshmeal . -------------------- If I don't write to empty my mind, I go mad. ~Lord Byron |
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 Aug 26 2008, 10:15 PM
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Godol Hador Group: Members Posts: 4,190 Joined: 6-March 05 Member No.: 1,237 |
Who can forget....
QUOTE (ILoveChimrois @ Oct 3 2007, 12:03 PM) no way you should do faricht. it goes along with the psycho theme you currently have and it rhymes kind of. Amongst so many others... QUOTE (ILoveChimrois @ Sep 26 2007, 02:23 PM) Well I didn't learn this in school but I'm guessing he was a French leader of a place called Sade. QUOTE (ILoveChimrois @ Sep 26 2007, 02:23 PM) I wouldn't tell over a story of a Rebbe if I knew it wasn't true. But they are true, so that's not really an issue. QUOTE (ILoveChimrois @ Sep 25 2007, 06:57 PM) if the man is pretending to be satmar and everything he is doing is fake she should marry him?oy nebach. ich shoin ihr. QUOTE (ILoveChimrois @ Sep 25 2007, 06:57 PM) and fall in love? pshhhh there is no such concept QUOTE (ILoveChimrois @ Sep 20 2007, 11:46 AM) Let's just all clear this up.... I do not pasken halucha... i'm not a ruv... ... I miss ILoveChimrois... |
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Aug 27 2008, 12:04 AM
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 stam  Group: Members Posts: 226 Joined: 24-February 03 From: work! Member No.: 5 |
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-------------------- QUOTE (melech @ Jul 29 2008 @ 10:04 AM) I bow before the master and originator |
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Aug 27 2008, 03:06 AM
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 Disgustingly Insensitive Group: Members Posts: 16,930 Joined: 9-February 04 From: Occupied Palestine Member No.: 407 |
QUOTE (krumlikeapretzel @ Aug 26 2008, 11:15 PM) ... I miss ILoveChimrois... I don't..... -------------------- [/flirting]
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Aug 27 2008, 11:20 AM
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Make Aliyah! Group: Members Posts: 7,525 Joined: 2-September 04 From: Back HOME! W00t! Member No.: 660 |
QUOTE (Kalashnikover_Rebbe @ Aug 27 2008, 10:06 AM) I don't.....
-------------------- There are a number of ideas that literally form the backbone of Judaism. Without knowledge of these ideas, it is virtually impossible to know how Judaism came to be as it is today, or how it functions. Unfortunately, however, the more important the idea, the less the average person knows about it. - Rabbi Aryeh Kaplan, Handbook of Jewish Thought
Make Aliyah! Join the club! Add "Make Aliyah" to your sig and get 20% off* on my first book. *Restrictions Apply |
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Aug 27 2008, 11:21 AM
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 CHALLAH HU AKBAR Group: Members Posts: 3,565 Joined: 2-August 05 From: brooklyn, ny Member No.: 1,702 |
QUOTE (Kalashnikover_Rebbe @ Aug 27 2008, 04:06 AM) I don't..... I wonder why...  And all one-liners have been lame thus-far. I'm disappointed. -------------------- QUOTE (Kalashnikover_Rebbe @ May 25 2008, 08:00 PM) OK Now, I'm sure of it. I DO :wub: you........ Why aren't the rest of the chicks like you.... :( QUOTE (the Real Adiel @ Nov 11 2008, 09:09 PM) I got a Yeshiva education. Lower your expectations. |
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Aug 27 2008, 11:51 AM
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Disgustingly Insensitive Group: Members Posts: 16,930 Joined: 9-February 04 From: Occupied Palestine Member No.: 407 |
QUOTE (Shuli @ Aug 27 2008, 12:21 PM) I wonder why... If you only knew.... -------------------- [/flirting]
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Aug 27 2008, 01:55 PM
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CHALLAH HU AKBAR Group: Members Posts: 3,565 Joined: 2-August 05 From: brooklyn, ny Member No.: 1,702 |
QUOTE (Kalashnikover_Rebbe @ Aug 27 2008, 12:51 PM) If you only knew....  There's something more? Then again, I didn't think she was the type to go for you in the first place... (Isn't discussing members in threads a no-no?) -------------------- QUOTE (Kalashnikover_Rebbe @ May 25 2008, 08:00 PM) OK Now, I'm sure of it. I DO :wub: you........ Why aren't the rest of the chicks like you.... :( QUOTE (the Real Adiel @ Nov 11 2008, 09:09 PM) I got a Yeshiva education. Lower your expectations. |
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Aug 27 2008, 02:42 PM
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Resisting imamother, resisting imamother, resisting imamother .. Group: Members Posts: 3,221 Joined: 20-October 05 Member No.: 1,939 |
maybe she'd like to meet outspoken ?
-------------------- "Scientific experimentation is like sex. Sometimes something useful comes out of it, but that's not why they do it." Lyric
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Aug 27 2008, 06:37 PM
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Godol Hador Group: Members Posts: 4,190 Joined: 6-March 05 Member No.: 1,237 |
QUOTE (Red Hare @ Aug 27 2008, 02:42 PM) maybe she'd like to meet outspoken ? That's the best one-liner on this thread, so far.
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Aug 28 2008, 02:53 AM
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Disgustingly Insensitive Group: Members Posts: 16,930 Joined: 9-February 04 From: Occupied Palestine Member No.: 407 |
QUOTE (Shuli @ Aug 27 2008, 02:55 PM) There's something more? Then again, I didn't think she was the type to go for you in the first place... She WENT alright, straight for the Jugular..... QUOTE (Isn't discussing members in threads a no-no?) Yeah, but Krum started it 
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