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post Aug 18 2008, 03:09 PM
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The idea is to have toilet paper rolls with h.com thread texts printed out on them.


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post Aug 18 2008, 03:11 PM
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QUOTE (int @ Aug 18 2008, 04:09 PM) *
The idea is to have toilet paper rolls with h.com thread texts printed out on them.

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post Aug 18 2008, 03:12 PM
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QUOTE (int @ Aug 18 2008, 08:09 AM) *
The idea is to have toilet paper rolls with h.com thread texts printed out on them.

We can start with the word association thread. Every sheet a word.


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post Aug 18 2008, 04:57 PM
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post Aug 18 2008, 05:45 PM
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QUOTE (int @ Aug 18 2008, 04:09 PM) *
The idea is to have toilet paper rolls with h.com thread texts printed out on them.


rofl.gif or bathroom reading material
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post Aug 18 2008, 07:32 PM
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post Aug 21 2008, 12:46 PM
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It is assur to use toilet paper (and all flammable materials) to wipe your behind because of the danger of witchcraft. (Shabbos 82a).


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post Aug 21 2008, 01:43 PM
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QUOTE (Moshi @ Aug 21 2008, 01:46 PM) *
It is assur to use toilet paper (and all flammable materials) to wipe your behind because of the danger of witchcraft. (Shabbos 82a).

Good thing our toilet paper is made of asbestos, then.
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post Aug 21 2008, 04:43 PM
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QUOTE (Moshi @ Aug 21 2008, 10:46 AM) *
It is assur to use toilet paper (and all flammable materials) to wipe your behind because of the danger of witchcraft. (Shabbos 82a).



Should people go back to using corn cobs? All I can say is ouch!! vava.gif


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post Aug 21 2008, 04:44 PM
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QUOTE (YoelYitzchak @ Aug 21 2008, 05:43 PM) *
Should people go back to using corn cobs? All I can say is ouch!! vava.gif


Stones are preferred.


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post Aug 21 2008, 07:18 PM
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QUOTE (Moshi @ Aug 21 2008, 02:44 PM) *
Stones are preferred.



Ya know, I watched a history special the other week & the topic was....the inventions of toilets, bathroom "tissue", ect. ...never heard them mention wiping with stones...that could really hurt! blink.gif


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post Aug 21 2008, 08:13 PM
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QUOTE (Moshi @ Aug 21 2008, 03:44 PM) *
Stones are preferred.
And I always thought the chazal had one of those "washlet" toilets with integrated bidet and an electrically warmed seat.
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post Aug 21 2008, 08:52 PM
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QUOTE (YoelYitzchak @ Aug 21 2008, 08:18 PM) *
Ya know, I watched a history special the other week & the topic was....the inventions of toilets, bathroom "tissue", ect. ...never heard them mention wiping with stones...that could really hurt! blink.gif

you're supposed to use small smoothe ones. you can even carry them on shabbos for the purpose.


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post Aug 21 2008, 09:36 PM
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QUOTE (YoelYitzchak @ Aug 21 2008, 08:18 PM) *
Ya know, I watched a history special the other week & the topic was....the inventions of toilets, bathroom "tissue", ect. ...never heard them mention wiping with stones...that could really hurt! blink.gif


what outspoken said. I guess it's like reusable toilet paper. very efficient.

what did the history special say, when did people start using tissues? i imagine paper wasn't widely available for a long time. in some parts of the middle east/central asia they still use their hand...


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post Aug 25 2008, 12:21 AM
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QUOTE (Moshi @ Aug 21 2008, 01:46 PM) *
It is assur to use toilet paper (and all flammable materials) to wipe your behind because of the danger of witchcraft. (Shabbos 82a).

actually its assur, to wipe using only toilet paper because it does not get you sufficiantly clean enough to daven acourding to the ben ish hai, also one is to wipe with left hand because one puts on tefillin using right hand and it is disrespectfull to the tefillin (Ben Ish hai ,first year,sêfer bërêshith, Pârâshath wayeze)


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post Aug 25 2008, 12:23 AM
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QUOTE (outspoken @ Aug 21 2008, 09:52 PM) *
you're supposed to use small smoothe ones. you can even carry them on shabbos for the purpose.


Erm, eww.


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