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jk1, the first joke
yuda
post May 6 2003, 08:56 PM
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Overheard on Bein Hazemanim:

bochur: ma, what was ta for purim?

ma: a leprechun

bochur: wats that?

ma: u know, a green elf

bochur: what is an elf?

ma: sheesh. a fairy

later, bochur w/ friend

Bochur: do you know what my fathers dressed up as on purim?

friend: what?

bochur: a green boat

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post May 7 2003, 08:00 AM
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congrats on the first joke of this board. you obviously must be a girl becasue guys don't think its funny. hardy ha ha .


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post May 7 2003, 08:44 AM
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i think its great, but yeah, im biased, im a girlie


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post May 7 2003, 10:40 AM
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lol, i was actually wondering why he posted that, b/c he *is* a guy unsure.gif
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post May 26 2003, 02:00 PM
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arent you amkinga lot of fun of the yashiva world?
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post May 26 2003, 11:09 PM
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nope not making fun, just having a good laugh. and we are the yeshiva world!


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post May 27 2003, 05:11 PM
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QUOTE (HatzlachaRabah @ May 26 2003, 03:00 PM)
arent you amkinga lot of fun of the yashiva world?

a) we a are the yeshiva world

B) we are alllowed a good laugh, and its not lh since no names are involved.

c) I dont think that it is such a bad thing to be that sheltered
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post May 28 2003, 05:34 AM
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QUOTE (yuda @ May 27 2003, 06:11 PM)
c) I dont think that it is such a bad thing to be that sheltered

Hmmmm... <_<


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post May 28 2003, 03:38 PM
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maybe thats a little much, u gotta have a balance
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post May 28 2003, 04:34 PM
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i never said that we SHOULD be sheltered. i merely suggested that it would not be such a bad thing!
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post May 28 2003, 04:44 PM
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i never said that we SHOULD be sheltered. i merely suggested that it would not be such a bad thing!

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maybe thats a little much, u gotta have a balance


There are good arguments for all sides.


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post May 28 2003, 05:42 PM
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QUOTE (Nechama @ May 28 2003, 05:44 PM)
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i never said that we SHOULD be sheltered. i merely suggested that it would not be such a bad thing!

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maybe thats a little much, u gotta have a balance


There are good arguments for all sides.

i agree. there should be a balance. the big Q! is, what is that balance???
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post May 28 2003, 06:18 PM
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the big Q! is, what is that balance???

There is no all encompassing A. What I do may be different than what you do. We can't pick one standard yes/no list and say everyone must follow it.


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post May 28 2003, 06:22 PM
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QUOTE (Nechama @ May 28 2003, 07:18 PM)
There is no all encompassing A. What I do may be different than what you do. We can't pick one standard yes/no list and say everyone must follow it.

It should still be possible to define imbalance generally


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post May 29 2003, 04:57 PM
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QUOTE (shuttle @ May 28 2003, 07:22 PM)
QUOTE (Nechama @ May 28 2003, 07:18 PM)
There is no all encompassing A. What I do may be different than what you do. We can't pick one standard yes/no list and say everyone must follow it.

It should still be possible to define imbalance generally

you are running arround in circles, shuttle, or so it seems. rolleyes.gif

It is in my opinion that there aretimes where one standard does affect balance (e.g. you are in a city where everyone wears black socks. and if you go ahead and wear purple socks, I think that you are not in balance, whoever you might be)
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post May 29 2003, 05:06 PM
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what does this have to do w/ being sheltered?
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post May 30 2003, 01:44 PM
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QUOTE (lighthouse @ May 29 2003, 06:06 PM)
what does this have to do w/ being sheltered?

what does what have to do with being sheltered? this discussion or the joke?
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post Jun 11 2003, 06:23 PM
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QUOTE (yuda @ May 30 2003, 02:44 PM)
QUOTE (lighthouse @ May 29 2003, 06:06 PM)
what does this have to do w/ being sheltered?

what does what have to do with being sheltered? this discussion or the joke?

both. and i nver brought iy upo :ph34r:
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post Jun 11 2003, 06:36 PM
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QUOTE (HatzlachaRabah @ Jun 11 2003, 07:23 PM)
QUOTE (yuda @ May 30 2003, 02:44 PM)
QUOTE (lighthouse @ May 29 2003, 06:06 PM)
what does this have to do w/ being sheltered?

what does what have to do with being sheltered? this discussion or the joke?

both. and i nver brought iy upo :ph34r:



I apologize. i had written something nasty about you. good thing i edited it out before someone quoted it! rolleyes.gif

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