[BaronPhilip]

1. "I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Ice Cream"

2. "They Needed a Songbird in Heaven, So G-d Took Caruso Away"

3. "Plant a Watermelon on My Grave, and Let the Juice Soak Through"

4. "If the Man in the Moon Were a Coon" (!)

5. "Where Did Robinson Crusoe Go With Friday on Saturday Night"

6. "Come After Breakfast, Bring Your Lunch, and Leave Before Suppertime"

7. "How Could You Believe Me When I Said I Love You When You Know I've Been a Liar All My Life"

8. "I've Got Those Wake Up Seven Thirty, Wash Your Ears They're Dirty, Eat Your Eggs and Oatmeal Rush to School Blues"

9. "Would You Rather Be a Colonel with an Eagle on Your Shoulder or a Private with a Chicken on Your Knee"

10. "A Woman Is Only a Woman, But a Good Cigar Is a Smoke"

[geshtunken]

I think most of these are great.

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3. "Plant a Watermelon on My Grave, and Let the Juice Soak Through"

That's just rich.

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7. "How Could You Believe Me When I Said I Love You When You Know I've Been a Liar All My Life"

takeh a guteh shaila. I could go off on this one about male/female dynamics, but I'll let it be...

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geshtunken, on Nov 14 2004, 12:45 AM, said:

I think most of these are great.

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3. "Plant a Watermelon on My Grave, and Let the Juice Soak Through"

That's just rich.

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7. "How Could You Believe Me When I Said I Love You When You Know I've Been a Liar All My Life"

takeh a guteh shaila. I could go off on this one about male/female dynamics, but I'll let it be...

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A Beatles pun?