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#21 Rentsy

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Posted 21 February 2010 - 01:11 PM

Idolatrous pan-halakhism isn't a joke, it's a heresy we're seeing RIGHT NOW.
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העובד מאהבה - עוסק בתורה ובמצוות והולך במתיבות החוכמה לא מפני דבר בעולם, לא מפני יראת הרעה ולא כדי לירש הטובה, אלא עושה האמת מפני שהוא אמת

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Posted 21 February 2010 - 01:21 PM

I misread the title as:

charedim advised to use personal mechitzas meshigas on airplanes

One for all, all for one!

I don't agree! I'm just lazy to type.

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Posted 21 February 2010 - 01:26 PM

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Posted 21 February 2010 - 01:28 PM

Idolatrous pan-halakhism isn't a joke, it's a heresy we're seeing RIGHT NOW.


I love it when people try to be more machmir and end up doing an aveira or causing averia's to be committed. Between this, "Mahadrin" buses, an attemped politically and idealogically motivated power grab attempt to oppress gairim and label non-Charedi rabbis and Beit Dins heretical overhaul geirus some Charedim are becoming experts at sinning in the attempt to be holier than what the Torah calls for.
1) "I pray my wife has a sex addiction, because I'm more than happy to be an enabler" - Frummy frum
2) "Hanukah is about throwing spears at people who assimilate" - Rentsy
3) "Are you trying to say that consummating one's marriage is bittul Torah?" - Savannah
4) "Men are so insecure in their sexuality. If they see two men with a deep friendship -- gay. If they see a man who isn't constantly lusting after women -- gay" - Savannah
5) "Isn't a divine hora'at sha'ah an even better license to kill than whatever James Bond has?" - Rentsy
"D*mn right" - Snag
6) "Facebook is spiritual chametz, because one becomes inflated with one's sense self importance while sitting around doing nothing" - Rentsy
7) "I always thought belle was a woman........am i wrong?" - Village
8) "When searching for the common denominator for all the members of this site (marketing purposes), I discovered that all the participating members are 'black sheep' in their own cirlces. On Hashkafah.com, the mainstream is truly wacked" - Silent J
9) "oy. bible porn. that seems wrong" - Jewess
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10) "I was recently involved in a discussion about the "Yeshiva Uniform", you know where jeans epitomize Satan, and God dresses like an Oreo cookie...." - Isreali4ever

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Posted 21 February 2010 - 01:31 PM

as cynic's sig used to state, "you need a heter to be machmir -the shach."

additionally, the chazon ish (bk 10:5) rules that one may not issue a psak halacha which will result in a chillul haShem, even if the psak itself is halachically sound.
"Spiritual wants and instincts are as various in the human family as are physical appetites, complexions, and features, and a man is only at his best, morally, when he is equipped with the religious garment whose color and shape and size most nicely accommodate themselves to the spiritual complexion, angularities, and stature of the individual who wears it."

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Posted 23 February 2010 - 05:56 AM

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If not now, when? Because I have lunch plans.

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Posted 23 February 2010 - 07:01 AM

I misread the title as:

charedim advised to use personal mechitzas meshigas on airplanes

misread?

as cynic's sig used to state, "you need a heter to be machmir -the shach."

additionally, the chazon ish (bk 10:5) rules that one may not issue a psak halacha which will result in a chillul haShem, even if the psak itself is halachically sound.

did anyone here actually pasken? or are they just trying to sell something?

very cute, practical =/= chayav
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Posted 23 February 2010 - 08:15 AM

I'm getting a translucent hamper, something like the photo at Jameel's blog and using it as my costume (to be worn over my head or whole body depending on what size I find). And if anyone else is going to the "P" is for Purim Party in Jerusalem, come up with something else to wear.

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If not now, when? Because I have lunch plans.

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Posted 23 February 2010 - 09:19 AM

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Posted 23 February 2010 - 09:41 AM

I say just ban traveling outright. I mean why not, if we're going to put fences around fences around fences around fences............. after all everything is assur unless a cheter can be found for it :rolleyes:.
1) "I pray my wife has a sex addiction, because I'm more than happy to be an enabler" - Frummy frum
2) "Hanukah is about throwing spears at people who assimilate" - Rentsy
3) "Are you trying to say that consummating one's marriage is bittul Torah?" - Savannah
4) "Men are so insecure in their sexuality. If they see two men with a deep friendship -- gay. If they see a man who isn't constantly lusting after women -- gay" - Savannah
5) "Isn't a divine hora'at sha'ah an even better license to kill than whatever James Bond has?" - Rentsy
"D*mn right" - Snag
6) "Facebook is spiritual chametz, because one becomes inflated with one's sense self importance while sitting around doing nothing" - Rentsy
7) "I always thought belle was a woman........am i wrong?" - Village
8) "When searching for the common denominator for all the members of this site (marketing purposes), I discovered that all the participating members are 'black sheep' in their own cirlces. On Hashkafah.com, the mainstream is truly wacked" - Silent J
9) "oy. bible porn. that seems wrong" - Jewess
"I didn't write the script!" - Moshi
10) "I was recently involved in a discussion about the "Yeshiva Uniform", you know where jeans epitomize Satan, and God dresses like an Oreo cookie...." - Isreali4ever

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Posted 23 February 2010 - 09:45 AM

I say just ban traveling outright. I mean why not, if we're going to put fences around fences around fences around fences............. after all everything is assur unless a cheter can be found for it :rolleyes:.

Heter. The first letter is a hei. היתר

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Posted 23 February 2010 - 11:12 AM

I think I'll market decorated brown paper bags as "modesty head covers" for use on airplanes and charge $10 a piece ($3 of which would go to the Rabbi willing to issue the "hechsher").
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Posted 23 February 2010 - 11:17 AM

($3 of which would go to the Rabbi willing to issue the "hechsher").

:wavey: (though the bags themselves have to have a heksher)
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Posted 23 February 2010 - 12:01 PM

"very cute"?! Since when are shrouds "cute?"
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Posted 23 February 2010 - 12:38 PM

It annoys me when people don't know halacha.

I have on the word of an Av Beit Din (not saying where) that the only place you need a machitza is in a synagogue.

That means that even the mechitzas on the Monsey buses are unnecessary, even if people daven on the bus.


Well, if you heard it from an anonymous Av Beit Din, then for sure this means that everyone else doesn't know halacha.

Another thing. I used to take my contacts off when I went surfing. Very effective method of shimirat ayin. Why aren't these guys being advised to take their glasses off?


Brilliant. Why hasn't anyone thought of this before?
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Posted 23 February 2010 - 01:42 PM

Heter. The first letter is a hei. היתר


And the second letter in התר is?.. :)
One for all, all for one!

I don't agree! I'm just lazy to type.

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Posted 23 February 2010 - 01:47 PM

And the second letter in התר is?.. :)

in the gemara and poskim it's often spelled with the yud.
"Spiritual wants and instincts are as various in the human family as are physical appetites, complexions, and features, and a man is only at his best, morally, when he is equipped with the religious garment whose color and shape and size most nicely accommodate themselves to the spiritual complexion, angularities, and stature of the individual who wears it."

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#39 Monte Cristo

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Posted 23 February 2010 - 02:07 PM

Well, if you heard it from an anonymous Av Beit Din, then for sure this means that everyone else doesn't know halacha.

Brilliant. Why hasn't anyone thought of this before?
Oh, wait...


They could just ban eyesight......... or make women assur.
1) "I pray my wife has a sex addiction, because I'm more than happy to be an enabler" - Frummy frum
2) "Hanukah is about throwing spears at people who assimilate" - Rentsy
3) "Are you trying to say that consummating one's marriage is bittul Torah?" - Savannah
4) "Men are so insecure in their sexuality. If they see two men with a deep friendship -- gay. If they see a man who isn't constantly lusting after women -- gay" - Savannah
5) "Isn't a divine hora'at sha'ah an even better license to kill than whatever James Bond has?" - Rentsy
"D*mn right" - Snag
6) "Facebook is spiritual chametz, because one becomes inflated with one's sense self importance while sitting around doing nothing" - Rentsy
7) "I always thought belle was a woman........am i wrong?" - Village
8) "When searching for the common denominator for all the members of this site (marketing purposes), I discovered that all the participating members are 'black sheep' in their own cirlces. On Hashkafah.com, the mainstream is truly wacked" - Silent J
9) "oy. bible porn. that seems wrong" - Jewess
"I didn't write the script!" - Moshi
10) "I was recently involved in a discussion about the "Yeshiva Uniform", you know where jeans epitomize Satan, and God dresses like an Oreo cookie...." - Isreali4ever

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Posted 23 February 2010 - 02:53 PM

Heter. The first letter is a hei. היתר

Ha! And here I though Monte Cristo had invented a brilliant new term, "cheter", a combination of chet and heter...
Ask a seismologist why there was a tsunami, don't ask a rabbi. - Moshi




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