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#1 TimeRebbe



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Posted 02 February 2011 - 05:04 PM

Dear Fashion Police:

During the recent holiday sales, my wife bought me a new blue suit to go along with current gray suit. Now I'm in a quandary, as every morning, when I get up for work I have to go through the agonizing process of determining which color suit goes with my white shirt and neutral-colored tie, and how to match it with my black shoes. Just the other day, I had a panic attack when I showed up to work wearing the blue suit, thinking I was wearing the gray. As you can imagine, it was very embarrassing and I need to avoid such horrifying situations in the future
What should I do?

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#2 towerofbabble



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Posted 02 February 2011 - 06:09 PM

get a life
Some Kabbalistic mystics provide intriguing and unusual descriptions of the Tower of Babel. According to Menachem Tsioni, an Italian Torah commentator of 15th century, the Tower was a functional flying craft, empowered by some powerful magic or technology; the device was originally intended for holy purposes, but was later misused in order to gain control over the whole world. Isaac of Acre wrote that the Tower builders had reached, or at least planned to reach the distance of 2,360,000,000 parsas or 9-10 billion kilometers above the Earth surface, which is about the radius of the Solar System, including most Trans-Neptunian objects. Similar accounts are also found in the writing of Jonathan Eybeschutz and the ancient book Brith Menuchah, according to which the builders of the Tower planned to equip it with some shield technology ("shielding wings") and powerful weapons. Many Kabbalists believed that the ancient peoples possessed magic knowledge of the Nephilim, which allowed them to construct such powerful devices. Moreover, according to some commentaries, some Talmudic sages possessed a manual for building such a flying tower.
According to another mysterious Kabbalistic account, one third of the Tower builders were punished by being transformed into semi-demonic creatures and banished into three parallel dimensions, inhabited now by their descendants.

#3 mosheshmeal



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Posted 02 February 2011 - 07:40 PM

get a life

get ####ed.

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