Posted 02 February 2011 - 05:04 PM
During the recent holiday sales, my wife bought me a new blue suit to go along with current gray suit. Now I'm in a quandary, as every morning, when I get up for work I have to go through the agonizing process of determining which color suit goes with my white shirt and neutral-colored tie, and how to match it with my black shoes. Just the other day, I had a panic attack when I showed up to work wearing the blue suit, thinking I was wearing the gray. As you can imagine, it was very embarrassing and I need to avoid such horrifying situations in the future
What should I do?
-Suit-Stuck in Seattle
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination."
"I guess the problem is that I think most people are idiots (granted, WELL MEANING idiots)" --KR
Posted 02 February 2011 - 06:09 PM
According to another mysterious Kabbalistic account, one third of the Tower builders were punished by being transformed into semi-demonic creatures and banished into three parallel dimensions, inhabited now by their descendants.
Posted 02 February 2011 - 07:40 PM
get a life
'I'm a woman, Mary. I can be as contrary as I choose.'
~ Violet, Dowager Countess of Grantham
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