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#1 TimeRebbe

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Posted 08 March 2011 - 01:38 PM

I'll marry you but I only have an hour each day in the yard. bring pudding...


Learn how to spell and I'll marry you on the SPOT :wub: :wub: :wub:




just for that line i'd marry you




Indigo, I think I would like to marry you.



Massive shiduch crises = ~MY~ daughter not married.




I think I'm gonna marry a princess when I grow up!




I'd rather marry a plumber.
My body pipes work fine. It's my kitchen that's a toilet.




OMG
Will u marry me??? :wub: :wub: :wub:




17!
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I believe in drugs, onion soup mix and makeup.



ETA: Oh man apparently I was supposed to marry TimeRebbe :lol:



Razie, I think I would like to marry you. :wub:


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Posted 08 March 2011 - 01:49 PM

Wow. You found all of those posts by yourself.

#3 Diogenes The Cynic

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Posted 08 March 2011 - 03:13 PM

Shidduch crisis solved!
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#4 Monte Cristo

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Posted 08 March 2011 - 06:19 PM

Shidduch crisis solved!


This is the 5th time (at the least) that the Shidduch crisis has been solved. I guess it's more resilient than we thought.
1) "I pray my wife has a sex addiction, because I'm more than happy to be an enabler" - Frummy frum
2) "Hanukah is about throwing spears at people who assimilate" - Rentsy
3) "Are you trying to say that consummating one's marriage is bittul Torah?" - Savannah
4) "Men are so insecure in their sexuality. If they see two men with a deep friendship -- gay. If they see a man who isn't constantly lusting after women -- gay" - Savannah
5) "Isn't a divine hora'at sha'ah an even better license to kill than whatever James Bond has?" - Rentsy
"D*mn right" - Snag
6) "Facebook is spiritual chametz, because one becomes inflated with one's sense self importance while sitting around doing nothing" - Rentsy
7) "I always thought belle was a woman........am i wrong?" - Village
8) "When searching for the common denominator for all the members of this site (marketing purposes), I discovered that all the participating members are 'black sheep' in their own cirlces. On Hashkafah.com, the mainstream is truly wacked" - Silent J
9) "oy. bible porn. that seems wrong" - Jewess
"I didn't write the script!" - Moshi
10) "I was recently involved in a discussion about the "Yeshiva Uniform", you know where jeans epitomize Satan, and God dresses like an Oreo cookie...." - Isreali4ever

#5 comfortingsong

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Posted 08 March 2011 - 11:02 PM

If I wasn't already married, my second and third choices are definitely on this site! :)

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Posted 09 March 2011 - 12:47 AM

"Hello, I love you. Won't you tell me your name."

For those words, Jim Morrison needs to be made a member of H.com posthumously!!!

#7 TimeRebbe

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Posted 09 March 2011 - 01:02 AM

This is the 5th time (at the least) that the Shidduch crisis has been solved. I guess it's more resilient than we thought.


never underestimate the power of the dark side of a...er, um, crisis.......
"10 a.m. - We begin our descent. On the way down, Chief of Landfills Thorne informs us that Mount Trashmore contains - I am not making this up - human body parts AND dead whales." -Dave Barry
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination."
"I guess the problem is that I think most people are idiots (granted, WELL MEANING idiots)" --KR

#8 Monte Cristo

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Posted 09 March 2011 - 09:23 AM

never underestimate the power of the dark side of a...er, um, crisis.......


Either that or everytime one shidduch crisis is solved, another one starts.

If I wasn't already married, my second and third choices are definitely on this site! :)


How charming. My 4th choice (who used to be my first choice) is here.
1) "I pray my wife has a sex addiction, because I'm more than happy to be an enabler" - Frummy frum
2) "Hanukah is about throwing spears at people who assimilate" - Rentsy
3) "Are you trying to say that consummating one's marriage is bittul Torah?" - Savannah
4) "Men are so insecure in their sexuality. If they see two men with a deep friendship -- gay. If they see a man who isn't constantly lusting after women -- gay" - Savannah
5) "Isn't a divine hora'at sha'ah an even better license to kill than whatever James Bond has?" - Rentsy
"D*mn right" - Snag
6) "Facebook is spiritual chametz, because one becomes inflated with one's sense self importance while sitting around doing nothing" - Rentsy
7) "I always thought belle was a woman........am i wrong?" - Village
8) "When searching for the common denominator for all the members of this site (marketing purposes), I discovered that all the participating members are 'black sheep' in their own cirlces. On Hashkafah.com, the mainstream is truly wacked" - Silent J
9) "oy. bible porn. that seems wrong" - Jewess
"I didn't write the script!" - Moshi
10) "I was recently involved in a discussion about the "Yeshiva Uniform", you know where jeans epitomize Satan, and God dresses like an Oreo cookie...." - Isreali4ever

#9 comfortingsong

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Posted 09 March 2011 - 11:25 AM

How charming. My 4th choice (who used to be my first choice) is here.

Oooo, I'm not sure which is the better question - who the 4th choice is and who the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd became (why this one lost his/her place...)

#10 FYI

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Posted 09 March 2011 - 11:56 AM

When I first read the title, I assumed the question would be if it's okay for an SDJ to say 'I'd like to marry you' versus 'will you marry me?'. I was already working on my response.
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#11 Monte Cristo

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Posted 09 March 2011 - 12:13 PM

Oooo, I'm not sure which is the better question - who the 4th choice is and who the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd became (why this one lost his/her place...)


#1 became #4 as a result of that whole better as friends thing.
1) "I pray my wife has a sex addiction, because I'm more than happy to be an enabler" - Frummy frum
2) "Hanukah is about throwing spears at people who assimilate" - Rentsy
3) "Are you trying to say that consummating one's marriage is bittul Torah?" - Savannah
4) "Men are so insecure in their sexuality. If they see two men with a deep friendship -- gay. If they see a man who isn't constantly lusting after women -- gay" - Savannah
5) "Isn't a divine hora'at sha'ah an even better license to kill than whatever James Bond has?" - Rentsy
"D*mn right" - Snag
6) "Facebook is spiritual chametz, because one becomes inflated with one's sense self importance while sitting around doing nothing" - Rentsy
7) "I always thought belle was a woman........am i wrong?" - Village
8) "When searching for the common denominator for all the members of this site (marketing purposes), I discovered that all the participating members are 'black sheep' in their own cirlces. On Hashkafah.com, the mainstream is truly wacked" - Silent J
9) "oy. bible porn. that seems wrong" - Jewess
"I didn't write the script!" - Moshi
10) "I was recently involved in a discussion about the "Yeshiva Uniform", you know where jeans epitomize Satan, and God dresses like an Oreo cookie...." - Isreali4ever

#12 TimeRebbe

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Posted 09 March 2011 - 12:39 PM

When I first read the title, I assumed the question would be if it's okay for an SDJ to say 'I'd like to marry you' versus 'will you marry me?'. I was already working on my response.


I think im gonna write a book, in the Dr Suess style: "Are You My [True] SDJ?"
"10 a.m. - We begin our descent. On the way down, Chief of Landfills Thorne informs us that Mount Trashmore contains - I am not making this up - human body parts AND dead whales." -Dave Barry
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination."
"I guess the problem is that I think most people are idiots (granted, WELL MEANING idiots)" --KR

#13 Monte Cristo

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Posted 09 March 2011 - 02:25 PM

I think im gonna write a book, in the Dr Suess style: "Are You My [True] SDJ?"


That would be fun to read, if you did that you'd probably meet your wife at a book signing event (which would reverse the usual trend of a married person writing a book about how to get married*). You could even write that in the foreward as your motive for writing the book.

*In America you get married and write a book on how to get married, in Soviet Russia you write book to get married.........
1) "I pray my wife has a sex addiction, because I'm more than happy to be an enabler" - Frummy frum
2) "Hanukah is about throwing spears at people who assimilate" - Rentsy
3) "Are you trying to say that consummating one's marriage is bittul Torah?" - Savannah
4) "Men are so insecure in their sexuality. If they see two men with a deep friendship -- gay. If they see a man who isn't constantly lusting after women -- gay" - Savannah
5) "Isn't a divine hora'at sha'ah an even better license to kill than whatever James Bond has?" - Rentsy
"D*mn right" - Snag
6) "Facebook is spiritual chametz, because one becomes inflated with one's sense self importance while sitting around doing nothing" - Rentsy
7) "I always thought belle was a woman........am i wrong?" - Village
8) "When searching for the common denominator for all the members of this site (marketing purposes), I discovered that all the participating members are 'black sheep' in their own cirlces. On Hashkafah.com, the mainstream is truly wacked" - Silent J
9) "oy. bible porn. that seems wrong" - Jewess
"I didn't write the script!" - Moshi
10) "I was recently involved in a discussion about the "Yeshiva Uniform", you know where jeans epitomize Satan, and God dresses like an Oreo cookie...." - Isreali4ever




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