And toilet seat Bidets!!!!
Now, under those circumstances, who wouldn't want to make Aliya?
I don't know why you don't open up a business, providing these modern conveniences to the folks out there in the Wild West Bank. You can't tell me that these places like Har Bracha, Kfar Tapuach, etc have all these modern conveniences.
You could open a luxury-bathroom supply place out in one of these places, and provide gainful employment to several people. I imagine that these hill-huggers work cheap, and G-d knows that they need something to do.
You could even expand your market to your neighbors in the surround Arab villages. Nothing promotes good neighborliness like contented tushies.
And, for free---I'll give you a name for your business. You can call it the Asla Peace Store.