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#21 brianna

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Posted 26 November 2011 - 07:21 PM

Just send an e-mail to your boss saying, "Dude, I'll be out on Tuesday and Wednesday and the next Monday. If you need me, call my cell phone or shoot me an e-mail."

That would get me fired.

I have to submit a time off request two weeks in advance.
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#22 Diogenes The Cynic

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Posted 27 November 2011 - 01:43 AM

That would get me fired.

I have to submit a time off request two weeks in advance.


So, Ms. fancypants has a real job, doesn't she?
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#23 brianna

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Posted 27 November 2011 - 11:26 AM

So, Ms. fancypants has a real job, doesn't she?

As of nearly two years ago. Get with the times.
Certainly there is no shortage of married, left-wing harlots who do not cover their hair. Although, they're probably busy sacrificing their children to Ba‛al and filing divorce papers. ~ Milton

"Are you including as shomer negiya someone who is sleeping with his girlfriend but not shaking hands with the car dealer?" ~ Moshi

"Some people like their corn flakes soggy, other people get off on repression and guilt." ~ Sweet

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#24 Snag

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Posted 08 December 2011 - 09:01 PM

I had little experience with pubic transportation... So I decide to ask some chick

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Posted 08 December 2011 - 09:03 PM

Oops.
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#26 Kalashnikover_Rebbe

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Posted 09 December 2011 - 04:25 AM

Oops.

That was a DELIBERATE "typo" but feel free to think it wasn't if it's funnier.... ;)
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Posted 09 December 2011 - 08:20 AM

That was a DELIBERATE "typo" but feel free to think it wasn't if it's funnier.... ;)


Eh?
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#28 Kalashnikover_Rebbe

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Posted 10 December 2011 - 02:14 PM

Eh?

What are you, Canadian??? :unsure:
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