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Ban on women touching bananas or cucumbers

Started by DQ , Dec 08 2011 03:19 AM

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#21 Snag

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Posted 08 December 2011 - 01:43 PM

Why not let her light her own candles?

You mean light oil on her own? That would be empowerment of a woman, which is the one thing even worse than sexual thoughts!

What about suicide bombs? It can bring up thoughts of 72 virgins.

It seems Islam is only concerned with women's purity of thought....

"Spiritual wants and instincts are as various in the human family as are physical appetites, complexions, and features, and a man is only at his best, morally, when he is equipped with the religious garment whose color and shape and size most nicely accommodate themselves to the spiritual complexion, angularities, and stature of the individual who wears it."

"The despotism of heaven is the one absolutely perfect government. An earthly despotism would be the absolutely perfect earthly government, if the conditions were the same; namely, the despot the perfectest individual of the human race, and his lease of life perpetual. But as a perishable perfect man must die, and leave his despotism in the hands of an imperfect successor, an earthly despotism is not merely a bad form of government, it is the worst form that is possible."

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#22 Belle

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Posted 08 December 2011 - 01:44 PM

The Torah already forbade shellfish....

*gasp*

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#23 Snag

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Posted 08 December 2011 - 01:45 PM

*gasp*

snag

What? [/innocence]

"Spiritual wants and instincts are as various in the human family as are physical appetites, complexions, and features, and a man is only at his best, morally, when he is equipped with the religious garment whose color and shape and size most nicely accommodate themselves to the spiritual complexion, angularities, and stature of the individual who wears it."

"The despotism of heaven is the one absolutely perfect government. An earthly despotism would be the absolutely perfect earthly government, if the conditions were the same; namely, the despot the perfectest individual of the human race, and his lease of life perpetual. But as a perishable perfect man must die, and leave his despotism in the hands of an imperfect successor, an earthly despotism is not merely a bad form of government, it is the worst form that is possible."

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#24 Belle

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Posted 08 December 2011 - 01:55 PM

What? [/innocence]

innocent my shellfish!

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#25 DQ

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Posted 08 December 2011 - 02:01 PM

innocent my shellfish!

it seems my knowledge of innuendo is not as complete as I thought.

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#26 Nooch

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Posted 08 December 2011 - 02:02 PM

innocent my shellfish!

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#27 starwolf

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Posted 08 December 2011 - 02:23 PM

The Torah already forbade shellfish....

but not Mexican food. :chyll:

הַתְקַשֵּׁר מַעֲדַנּוֹת כִּימָה אוֹ-מֹשְׁכוֹת כְּסִיל תְּפַתֵּחַ

doubt not through the ages one increasing purpose runs, and the thoughts of men are widened with the process of the suns.

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#28 starwolf

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Posted 08 December 2011 - 02:29 PM

I guess that the next step is to forbid women from visiting Johnson City.

הַתְקַשֵּׁר מַעֲדַנּוֹת כִּימָה אוֹ-מֹשְׁכוֹת כְּסִיל תְּפַתֵּחַ

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#29 politico

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Posted 08 December 2011 - 02:33 PM

I guess that the next step is to forbid women from visiting Johnson City.

and change the name of Intercourse, PA to "Relations"

zinh.

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#30 Belle

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Posted 08 December 2011 - 02:35 PM

it seems my knowledge of innuendo is not as complete as I thought.

oh, you're nowhere near as close to complete as snag and I

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#31 DQ

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Posted 08 December 2011 - 02:50 PM

oh, you're nowhere near as close to complete as snag and I

That is special what you two have.

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#32 Snag

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Posted 08 December 2011 - 02:55 PM

innocent my shellfish!

What, I just meant that... Hmmm, there really is no way to spin that one as innocent, is there? :pardon:

"Spiritual wants and instincts are as various in the human family as are physical appetites, complexions, and features, and a man is only at his best, morally, when he is equipped with the religious garment whose color and shape and size most nicely accommodate themselves to the spiritual complexion, angularities, and stature of the individual who wears it."

"The despotism of heaven is the one absolutely perfect government. An earthly despotism would be the absolutely perfect earthly government, if the conditions were the same; namely, the despot the perfectest individual of the human race, and his lease of life perpetual. But as a perishable perfect man must die, and leave his despotism in the hands of an imperfect successor, an earthly despotism is not merely a bad form of government, it is the worst form that is possible."

-Mark Twain

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#33 Belle

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Posted 08 December 2011 - 03:10 PM

That is special what you two have.

"Belle has the right of it" - Shemmy

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#34 Elana

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Posted 08 December 2011 - 03:51 PM

OMG, r u sure it's not taken from VIN and their comments?

Someone CLEARLY doesn't buy into this "The Gedolim have spoken business." Probably Modern Orthodox or something.

"lol"

If they would ban them by us i wonder how many young girls would even be able to figure out why...

probably as many as among muslim girls

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#35 Snag

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Posted 08 December 2011 - 08:01 PM

"Spiritual wants and instincts are as various in the human family as are physical appetites, complexions, and features, and a man is only at his best, morally, when he is equipped with the religious garment whose color and shape and size most nicely accommodate themselves to the spiritual complexion, angularities, and stature of the individual who wears it."

"The despotism of heaven is the one absolutely perfect government. An earthly despotism would be the absolutely perfect earthly government, if the conditions were the same; namely, the despot the perfectest individual of the human race, and his lease of life perpetual. But as a perishable perfect man must die, and leave his despotism in the hands of an imperfect successor, an earthly despotism is not merely a bad form of government, it is the worst form that is possible."

-Mark Twain

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#36 comfortingsong

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Posted 09 December 2011 - 03:18 AM

I hereby interrupt this love fest to state that gedolim would not approve of such fraternizing between men and women on this site. And a non-shomer negiah emoticon... Not impressed.