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#1 DQ

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Posted 27 December 2011 - 04:10 PM

I just texted someone "I'm still big here" instead of I'm still not here.

#2 calvinandhobbes

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Posted 27 December 2011 - 04:25 PM

My 'n's and 'b's have gotten mixed up so many times that it doesn't always correct them anymore. People joke that my phone has a cold.

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Posted 27 December 2011 - 04:35 PM

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/

#4 Amber

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Posted 27 December 2011 - 04:54 PM

Just texted "you're toilets elf" instead of "you're tasting yourself."

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Posted 27 December 2011 - 05:00 PM

Just texted "you're toilets elf" instead of "you're tasting yourself."


The correct one is still quite... interesting.
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Posted 27 December 2011 - 05:06 PM

You have no idea.

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Posted 27 December 2011 - 05:39 PM

lol

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Posted 27 December 2011 - 06:03 PM

The correct one is still quite... interesting.

You have no idea.

I have an idea. I'm just shocked by this! :o

#9 Amber

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Posted 27 December 2011 - 06:07 PM

You just have a dirty mind.

#10 Savannah

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Posted 27 December 2011 - 06:26 PM

You just have a dirty mind.

Who, me? I am the portrait of innocence. :wink2:

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Posted 27 December 2011 - 06:27 PM

Who, me? I am the portrait of innocence. :wink2:


Describe your portrait here, and we'll let you know.
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Posted 27 December 2011 - 07:37 PM

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Posted 27 December 2011 - 08:40 PM

I try to check my typos before I send, so nothing major that I can think of....

I do have a friend who texted someone (business related iinm,) "f u soon" instead of "c u soon" (not auto-correct but still a nice typo)
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Posted 27 December 2011 - 11:52 PM

im pretty obsessive about fixing spelling before sending, but someone i was emailing about speaking at my sheva brachot autocorrected to "Shevardnadze brachiosaurus"
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Posted 28 December 2011 - 06:16 AM

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#16 chiloni

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Posted 28 December 2011 - 12:24 PM

What about the case of a guy who wrote an email to his boss named Nasim....
"You can fool some of the people all of the time, and those are the ones you need to concentrate on."
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Posted 28 December 2011 - 12:48 PM

I once posted this, but I was going to write (I think) started and somehow it ended up as farted. I sent the email to a fellow H.commer before I realized the mistake. I think it said - I just farted.

:rofl:

I try to check my typos before I send, so nothing major that I can think of....

I do have a friend who texted someone (business related iinm,) "f u soon" instead of "c u soon" (not auto-correct but still a nice typo)

Also really funny :)
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