...and then, like, you don't shower...??? Is that how it works?
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, Jan 22 2012 12:11 AM
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Huh?
Posted 22 January 2012 - 05:47 AM
Somehow in the movies everyone wakes up after hot sex and just gets dressed and goes on their merry way.
Must be doable, no?
Must be doable, no?
God, grant us the...
Serenity to accept things we cannot change,
Courage to change the things we can, and the
Wisdom to know the difference
Patience for the things that take time
Appreciation for all that we have, and
Tolerance for those with different struggles
Freedom to live beyond the limitations of our past ways, the
Ability to feel your love for us and our love for each other and the
Strength to get up and try again even when we feel it is hopeless.
Serenity to accept things we cannot change,
Courage to change the things we can, and the
Wisdom to know the difference
Patience for the things that take time
Appreciation for all that we have, and
Tolerance for those with different struggles
Freedom to live beyond the limitations of our past ways, the
Ability to feel your love for us and our love for each other and the
Strength to get up and try again even when we feel it is hopeless.
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Posted 22 January 2012 - 12:08 PM
What exactly is the issue/question here?
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Posted 22 January 2012 - 12:21 PM
This really belongs on imamother...
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Posted 22 January 2012 - 01:38 PM
What? Why? What is going on here?This really belongs on imamother...
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Posted 22 January 2012 - 03:05 PM
What movies are YOU watching???Somehow in the movies everyone wakes up after hot sex and just gets dressed and goes on their merry way.
Must be doable, no?
Besides, at least the MEN go to the mik in the morning, so its like a shower...
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Posted 22 January 2012 - 03:13 PM
can you post it there and get back to me. I dont belong in that territory.This really belongs on imamother...
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Posted 22 January 2012 - 03:15 PM
Perhaps... if your question were a little..... clearer you might get some ....answers
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Posted 22 January 2012 - 05:40 PM
can you post it there and get back to me. I dont belong in that territory.
Me neither...
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Posted 22 January 2012 - 07:49 PM
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Posted 23 January 2012 - 06:56 PM
showering significantly decreases the likelihood of him becoming pregnant....and then, like, you don't shower...??? Is that how it works?
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Posted 23 January 2012 - 09:18 PM
It never occurred to me that so many religious people are sitting in shul shabbos morning quasi-soiled from marital relations...
I'm sure youll thank me for that thought...
I'm sure youll thank me for that thought...
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Posted 23 January 2012 - 11:18 PM
Is it just me or are you asking if most people need to clean up after sex?
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Posted 23 January 2012 - 11:45 PM
can you post it there and get back to me. I dont belong in that territory.
Your profile says that you're single. Why do you need to know? Are you engaged? Or just curious?
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Posted 24 January 2012 - 07:49 AM
Is it just me or are you asking if most people need to clean up after sex?
Of course there is some clean up needed. I'm assuming that even on Shabbat, that level of clean up is permitted?
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Posted 24 January 2012 - 09:19 AM
Yes, of course.Of course there is some clean up needed. I'm assuming that even on Shabbat, that level of clean up is permitted?
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Posted 24 January 2012 - 11:03 AM
Some of us religious folks even shower on shabbat.
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Posted 24 January 2012 - 09:40 PM
Yes, I am engaged. The mechanics of it all never occurred to me. Can you explain halachas of showering on shabbat? We have been told to stay away from it, though I realize the matter is multi-dimensional...
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Posted 24 January 2012 - 10:02 PM
why dont you ask your chosson teacher?Yes, I am engaged. The mechanics of it all never occurred to me. Can you explain halachas of showering on shabbat? We have been told to stay away from it, though I realize the matter is multi-dimensional...
"10 a.m. - We begin our descent. On the way down, Chief of Landfills Thorne informs us that Mount Trashmore contains - I am not making this up - human body parts AND dead whales." -Dave Barry
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination."
"I guess the problem is that I think most people are idiots (granted, WELL MEANING idiots)" --KR
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination."
"I guess the problem is that I think most people are idiots (granted, WELL MEANING idiots)" --KR
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Posted 25 January 2012 - 12:43 AM
Going into water that has been used by 100 other men is considered making oneself cleaner or more dirty?Besides, at least the MEN go to the mik in the morning, so its like a shower...
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